COOL HAND FRANK
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18th July 2025
Mrs. Baum and Crankin Coffee
Mrs. Baum didn’t consider herself a political woman. While she considered her neighbors’ volunteering and canvassing efforts “admirable” in public, she privately found their incessant use of their luxuriously landscaped yard as a political display to be quite irksome and, if anything, “dangerously provocative.” Mrs. Baum was particularly unnerved by her youngest political neighbor, a flirty 20-something-year-old with a peppy, arm-flailing run, who was home for the summer from a swanky northeastern college. While her parents vacationed, Lilah Spinx often hosted a group of social justice warriors for a book club. The weekly “book club”, according to Mrs. Baum, was merely a facade to conceal their patchouli-infused debauchery.